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Joke of the Day

"There have been a lot of pro nazi posts on here lately Anne Frankly I'm sick of it"

"here's a cool tip for beating the heat this summer: don't go outside ever there's guys who will bring you pizza dumbass"

"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""

"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"

"Two nudists philosophers were sitting around when one of them asked the other, ""Have you read Marx?"" The other one replied ""Yes, I think it's the wicker furniture""."

"An apple a day keeps the doctors away... an onion a day keeps everyone away."

"What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice? A Fjord Fjocus."

"I like cheese more than I like most people."

"I am trying to come up with a joke about the Patriots not winning the Super Bowl but.. I keep having a giant problem with the punchline"

"I once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran."