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Joke of the Day
"I like to think I'm pretty smart. I just managed to get a 90 on my iq test."
Next Joke
"This fellow said to me 'You speak in a odd way, have you come from abroad?' To which I replied 'Steady on fellow, I would kindly ask you not to speak of my mother in such a fashion!'"
"Homophobia isnt much about fear, true, but I wish it was more like Arachnaphobia(I heard that every year in your sleep you swallow 7 gays)"
"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""
"Does your camera know you've been using it to look like a whore?"
"I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work."
"What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks? There's twenty of them."
"Your secrets safe with me.. I stopped listening to you 30 minutes ago..."
"So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives"
"I got food poisoning... Not sure when I'm a gonna use it."