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Joke of the Day

"I like to think I'm pretty smart. I just managed to get a 90 on my iq test."

"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."

"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."

"How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 1000 in the ash tray."

"What do you call it when a king rips a fart?.. Air to the throne."

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"As a kid playing parent, I never accounted for the 8 hours a week I'd lose taking underwear out of inside out pants while doing laundry."

"Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up."

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"