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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They take all the green cards."
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"I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens."
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"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"
"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"
"My nickname is Gilette because I'm the best a man can get. Also, I will cut you"
"Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License? Because she got an F in sex."
"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"
"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."
"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."