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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican Goat? Amigoat"
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"What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches? A glutton for punishment."
"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"
"How do cows measure time? In mooments"
"My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india... She's a fat cow."
"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."
"""Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends"" Every baby"
"The Bible is a lot like those online Terms of Use Agreements. Everyone says they agree with it, but very few people actually read it."
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? TWO worms in your apple!"
"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"