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Joke of the Day
"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"
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"My husband says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it."
"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"
"Listening to NPR during fundraising campaigns has prepared me to ignore my kids when they ask for money."
"I wished I loved anything as much as white people love saying ""gracias"" at Mexican restaurants."
"*pulls up to a red light with my windows down blasting NPR*"
"I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction."
"The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat."
"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."
"What I hate most. I hate people who never finish their sent"