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Joke of the Day

"Some coworkers sign emails with ""cheers"" or ""sincerely"" followed by their names but I typically use ""you've made a powerful enemy today."""

"I've had a shitty week. I either want to curl up in the fetal position or the fecal position."

"I asked a coworker if she liked Mila Kunis. She said yes and all the better if I call her a whore afterwards. Then I saw her hearing aid."

"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"

"What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !"

"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."

"What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?... ...one pounds for work the other works for pounds"

"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"

"How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one? The lonely one dated igneous rocks!"

"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"