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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one? The lonely one dated igneous rocks!"
Next Joke
"Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like ""happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"""
"It's never easy to look at someone and tell them 'That thing we both felt, that thing you saw inside of me, it just isn't there anymore'... Especially when its your obstetrician!"
"What's your ring tone? Pinkish with a bit of brown."
"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"My friend showed me her new vegan pants. I know vegans can be annoying and everything, but should we really be making pants out of them?"
"I forgot to go to my seminar on mindfulness"
"Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby? Because they always miss."
"A guy comes in a bar My bad, it's actually a horse. So a guy comes in a horse..."
"Women are like hand grenades If you take off the ring you lose your house and half your belongings"