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Joke of the Day
"Why can't an Asian couple have a white child? Because two Wongs don't make a white."
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"If you want to be remembered when you die... Borrow money from everyone you know"
"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"
"Roommate and I got our first electric bill and long story short we're now Amish"
"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"
"A guy calls his boss and asks ""What's the difference between this morning and your wife?"" ""I'm not coming in *this morning*"""
"""Hi. I'm beautiful and love football and snuggling. Sucks about your broken wiener."" -Viagra commercials"
"Yeah, bro. I train and I lift... ...It's easier to get to work that way than to bike and to stairs."
"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"
"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."