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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed? Because it slows their *mine*"
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"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."
"[commercial for college] *person shoveling money into furnace* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better way?"
"What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over? A Christian Bale"
"My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child. She takes The Sims very seriously."
"A Roman walks into a bar and says ""Hey Niko! It's your cousin Roman, let's go bowling."""
"8yo [looking at a poorly wrapped gift] was Santa drunk when he wrapped this? Me: that's purely speculation"
"What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A Nobel Prize"
"Hey, which Instagram filter takes out all the insecurities?"
"I always hear voices when I go for a poo. Shitzophrenia."