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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit) YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."

"Do you want to know what's really annoying? [deleted]"

"What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole."

"How did the hipster break his neck? He jump off the diving board before it was pool."

"Adam and Eve Did you know Eve was the first carpenter? She made Adam's banana stand."

"My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas. He's ready for Twitter."

"How can you tell that your dog just gave birth? It is now a parent."

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"

"When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer..it's ""art"" and ""music"". But when I do it...I'm ""wasted"", and ""have to leave Home Depot""."