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Joke of the Day

"Two deer hunters walk into a bar. The third one, ducks."

"White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke."

"Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food."

"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"

"""I'd like a nice stiff entendre please."" - Want me to make it a double? ""I'll just take it as it comes."""

"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."

"If the Pope could smell my farts right now he'd cancel Christmas."

"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"

"Oh crap, I just realized I've been posting to Friendster for the last month."

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."