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Joke of the Day
"I used to have an addiction to dirt But I've now been clean for over a year"
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"How are books like dogs? The good ones are hard to put down"
"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""
"my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner"
"Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!"
"Why did the chicken crossed the road? To piss off drivers"
"What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff"
"Are you going to buy something this time? Or are you ""just curious""? Let's just say I'm buy-curious."
"If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted"
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*"