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Joke of the Day

"I used to have an addiction to dirt But I've now been clean for over a year"

"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."

"Today I found ought I was adopted... but they gave me back."

"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."

"I like my women like I like whiskey... ...12 years old and mixed up in coke"

"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"

"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""

"Where do puppies go when they die? Back into the microwave so I can get in another round."

"I don't understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife."

"At trial, a Volkswagen engineer is called to the stand to explain why they participated in the 'clean diesel' debacle. He claims he is not guilty. He said he was just following...odors."