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Joke of the Day

"It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat."

"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"

"Hoping there hasn't been one in a while, but blonde joke thread. How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door"

"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"

"Why were Porn Stars not affected by the recession? Some jobs always have sticky wages..."

"How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it."

"How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus."

"29 and 30 had a fight. 31."

"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"

"A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns. Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool."