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Joke of the Day
"What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!"
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"No more Jew jokes My grandfather died in the holocaust. Damn Jew pushed him off his watchtower"
"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."
"Did you hear about the baker who always fantasized about being a king? He walked into his bread oven room and said, ""All rise."""
"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"
"How do Chinese people name their babies? Throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make."
"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."
"How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville? I pronounce it Frankfort."
"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."
"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."