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Joke of the Day

"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."

"My doctor says I can't have French bread anymore. What a pain."

"A red boat and a blue boat crash into each other in the ocean... All the passengers were marooned."

"Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister."

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."

"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."

"So apparently Adrian Peterson is trying out for Major League Baseball teams... A lot of teams like that he is a switch hitter..."

"RIP to that hoodie you left at your ex-gf's house. She says she has no idea what youre talkin about but she knows. Wheres my hoodie, Denise?"

"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"

"I always put both of my arms inside of my shirt when I'm pulled over because most officers will go easy on drivers who don't have any arms."