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Joke of the Day

"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."

"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."

"People that say ""God never gives you more than you can handle"" never met my ex-girlfriend."

"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."

"do you know why its called pms? 'Cause mad cow was taken"

"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a nade in her mouth!"

"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"

"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."