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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant"

"Hillary's team is really going all out to get the LGBTQ vote... They've even convinced Huma to get rid of her Weiner."

"If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? Straight White Male"

"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"

"I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by. People hate it, but I'm a fan."

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"

"Got pulled over tonight. Cop asked if I had any weapons. I showed him my guns. He laughed."

"I'm on the toilet, and I'm pretty sure I just reached enlightenment. Holy shit."

"Worried that Adele's next album might be delayed if she discovers Pinterest."