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Joke of the Day

"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"

"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"

"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"

"What do you call a king with a weed addiction? Your royal highness."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."

"Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police."

"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Why are Russians such bad pilots? Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night."

"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."