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"Why did the fatty cross the road? Because the free pizza wouldn't"
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
"""There's an all you can eat--"" CUT TO: My spinning empty office chair"
"Only funny if you own a dog: I think my dog must have a very cold nose. Every time it walks into a room, all the other dogs sit down."
"As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones. -Daft Limmy"
"So, to re-cap... ...I put the top back on my pen."
"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""
"Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore."
"I know Tinder is gonna help me meet the right person because all it takes is a mutual like of Virgin America on Facebook."