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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too."

"There are 3 type of peole in this world... Those who know how to count and those who do not know."

"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."

"A non sequiter walks into a bar 3"

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"A new teacher joins school. She finds two boys Similar in appearance. Teacher asks: "" Twins "" ? . . . . . . . . Boy: No , "" NEIGHBOURS"""

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."

"What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail of course!"

"The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk."

"what's a resistance pilot's favorite mathematical activity? solving for x wing. what do more advanced resistance pilots do? solve for x and y wing at the same time."