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Joke of the Day
"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."
Next Joke
"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"
"How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb? Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff"
"What separates man from animal? The Atlantic Ocean."
"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."
"How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb? They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it"
"Before & after marriage Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,"
"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"
"I wish I could unhinge my jaw so when the dentist says ""open wide,"" I could really wow him."
"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."