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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove"
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"Donald Trump, candidate for President, reaffirmed for America that we shouldn't worry about the size of his genitals. Now that's classy... With a capital KKK."
"Why'd the apple jump in the grinder? He was suicider."
"Larry La Prise, the creator of the hokey pokey died this week.... Every thing went well with the funeral except putting the body in the casket They put the left leg in.... And then the trouble started"
"Have you ever been to a Native American orgy? It's fucking intense man!"
"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
"why do woman get periods? because they deserve them"
"Love is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn."
"I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement. Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes."