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Joke of the Day
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"
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"When you're fast enough to be at two spots at the same time. *Fat"
"All my life, I never thought I'd wake up at 6am to go jogging...and I was right."
"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."
"I was walking down the street with my wife and she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. ""That's total bollocks"" I replied, by text, from across the road."
"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example, Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."
"Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses."
"What policy do the pro-Russia rebels have on gay recruits? Donetsk, don't tell."
"Your resume just says ""falconer"" ""And?"" Well, this is a bank *falcon starts break-dancing* ""Not yet Tyler, wait until he offers us the job"""
"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."