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Joke of the Day
"Let me tell you a pizza joke... Nevermind it's too cheesy"
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"When an Eel bites your heel, and pain is all you feel... Thats a ""Moray"""
"Is having a penis easy? Well it can be hard sometimes"
"What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown except the snowball."
"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."
"On Reddit, they say that you should never stick your dick in crazy. But this is not true. The problems only start when you take your dick *out* of crazy."
"Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury. When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow the doctor prescribed Paris eat a mole."
"My girlfriend bet me a blow job that I couldn't go the whole day without making a period joke. I said, ""You're on."""
"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"
"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""