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Joke of the Day
"Dear guy who parked his Lexus across two parking spaces: Your car got paint on my keys."
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"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."
"Did you hear the one about the woman with a breast implant made of wood? It would be funny if it had a punchline Wooden tit"
"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"
"*tosses banana peel out the window during a police chase*"
"What country has the most people? Brazil... They've got Brazillions"
"Remember those morons that protested civil rights reform in the 60s? If you're against gay marriage, that's how you'll look in a few decades"
"Did you hear about the girl that backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster"
"Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks."
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