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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"
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"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."
"Mind Blown. Girls=Time and Money Because Time=Money Girls=Money (squared) Since Money is the root of all evil square root the squared Money Therefore Girls=Root of all evil"
"What do u call a Jew? Jewish"
"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"
"*smashes into treehouse* Gimme all ur snacks! *kid reaches for cans on a string to make emergency call but I already snipped the string*"
"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."
"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."
"What did the flower couple call their two babies? Poli, Nate"
"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"