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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."

"I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast."

"They finally created a documentary about clocks. It's about time."

"What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms? They both make up everything!"

"Take it easy, guy who posts 10,000 pics of his baby on Facebook. We get it already. You got laid once."

"Once upon a time a guy was left hanging..."

"Why are there no really good steak jokes? Because they're a rare medium well done"

"What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin."