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Joke of the Day

"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."

"TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches. whoops, wrong sub."

"How do these people survive"

"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."

"The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession... They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill"

"Hello 911. ""He's back what do I do?"" Brent? ""Yes"" It's the just the mailman remember ""Ok, sorry."" Bye ""Wait, he put something in my mailbo"

"whenever someone i know introduces me to someone else i say, ""oh, this is the one u were talking about"" &watch the awkward stares!"

"*turns on notifications* Notifications: I have a boyfriend"

"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"I'm not into anything ""weird"", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF."