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Joke of the Day
"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."
Next Joke
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."
"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"
"The ex hasn't moved out yet. To make her uncomfortable I left a new box of condoms out on the table. She retaliated with a pregnancy kit."
"35% of all hospital deaths are caused by the attending physician failing to yell ""Don't you die on me!"" at the right moment."
"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."
"Mom, you're embarrassing me in front of the hostages!"
"My wife says I have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it?"
"There's that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself. They call him the Provo Lone guy."