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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it?"
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"Police Officer: You know, this is a one way street? Me: I was only going one way..."
"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."
"My friends swore I was dating a witch I now know she's more of a cunt."
"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"
"My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmart. It doesn't work."
"The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud."
"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."