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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it?"
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"A blind woman once told me.. A blind woman once told me I had a nice girth on my cock. But I think she was just pulling my leg."
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"I hate going left Because it's just not right."
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