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Joke of the Day

"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"

"Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated."

"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""

"A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because ... he got nothing to 'look' forward. Well, let just say that I 'see' his point......Ba Dum Tss!!!"

"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"

"Why was the stoner kicked out of the eating competition? He was caught using performance enhancing drugs."

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."

"Where do hipsters get their water? From a well, actually."

"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"