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Joke of the Day

"The ex hasn't moved out yet. To make her uncomfortable I left a new box of condoms out on the table. She retaliated with a pregnancy kit."

"A football joke Jose Mourinho"

"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."

"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder"

"I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back."

"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."

"A priest and a rabbi... A priest and a rabbi see a young boy. Priest: ""Let's fuck him."" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."