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Joke of the Day

"Sunset The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."

"Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats."

"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"

"What did the plant say to the vegan? Leaf me alone."

"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."

"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."

"So I bought an elephant for my friend's room the other day. When I gave it to her, she said, ""Thanks."" And I said, ""Don't mention it!"""

"DAD: You're adapted. SCREENPLAY: What?!"

"What is a water bottle's favorite game to play? Follow the litre."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? L'Hymen!"