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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that one statistician? Probably."

"I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist."

"on star trek every time they beam down to a new planet they get their tricorders out to find somewhere to go on yelp"

"Once this whole ""global warming thing"" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order."

"What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them."

"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."

"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."

"I went camping last week... And oh boy, it was in tents."

"If shit was music, you'd be an orchestra."