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Joke of the Day

"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."

"Sarah Palin hasn't said anything idiotic yet this year. I hope she's okay."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"Feminism Nothing else. That's the joke."

"each Subway franchise owns a tiny shred of Jared's fat pants. if you pay $50 you may gaze at the relic"

"Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? Because he was a cheetah."

"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."

"I took my new dog outside to go to the bathroom but he didn't like my yard I told him, ""I know it's not the best, but you'll have to make doo."""

"What do you call the survivors of the holocaust? Residue."

"I don't know why hippies made such a big deal out of it... all their records were groovy. All of them. -your dad"