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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the mathematician ghost? ""No"" Well, Its the spirit that counts."
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"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"
"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"
"Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke."
"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"
"The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile got in a huge accident earlier. I never sausage a thing in my life. In frank, it was the wurst."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"
"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""
"what does an italian eat when he's mad at his boss ? kielbasa (said with an italian accent)"