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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"

"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"My favorite part about ordering a salad on the first date is going into the bathroom and eating 6 mini donuts."

"A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi."

"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"

"Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."

"I like my sex just like my wifi.. I like my sex just like my wifi, slow and unprotected."

"I was gonna make a joke about Alzheimers.. ..but I forgot what it was."