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Joke of the Day
"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
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"I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist."
"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"
"Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."
"My grandma said the Internet has completely ruined people's ability to communicate properly. I told her she didn't know fuck about shit."
"Me: *Sweeping* Wife: Excuse me Me: *Slams broom on floor* YOU SHALL NOT PASS Wife: ... Me: That's from lord of Wife: MOVE! Me: *Moves*"
"What is a Hindu? It lays eggs"
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now."
"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"
"LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."