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Joke of the Day
"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"
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"Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff."
"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"
"Did you hear about the country adopting a ""Get to it Later"" policy? I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION"
"Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? Mace."
"Finally made it with a Chinese midget .. It didn't last Tu Long though"
"My son asked me the definition of impending doom. I just said, 'you know when you smell dog poop in the house, but you can't see it? That.'"
"Today has me remembering my father's last words... Be right back."
"alright. if everything happens for a reason why did i put a scarecrow in the shower"
"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"