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Joke of the Day

"The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile got in a huge accident earlier. I never sausage a thing in my life. In frank, it was the wurst."

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant"

"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."

"Closed letter to the mods of r/Jokes... O"

"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."

"*drives up to liquor store door, honks horn *wine jumps off shelf, hops into my car *speeds off"

"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""

"I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be."

"What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? About ten minutes."