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Joke of the Day
"What does a mobster buried in cement eventually become? A hardened criminal."
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"The search for Flight 370 was declared ""The most difficult in human history."" Amelia Earhart could not be reached for comment..."
"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"
"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."
"An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there. The boss looks at him and says: Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer."
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"
"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"
"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."