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Joke of the Day

"What's Chris Brown's favourite game? Mortal Kombat Ex"

"So pinocchio was going down on a girl... The girl then says YEAH! Eat that pussy pinocchio get it!"

"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."

"Mike tyson needed to beat his trainer to move up from 11th place in a tournament. He couldn't beat his trainer because he was in tenth."

"A termite walks into a bar... ... and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""

"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"

"What is the most common phrase in a gay bar... Can I push your stool in?"

"If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom"

"Turns out an At Home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift"

"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"