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"What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians."
"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."
"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."
"English teachers put more thought into novels than the authors do."
"There was a French chef... ...And one day he was extremely angry and said he is going to quit. Another man asked him ""why?"" Then the chef said ""All the food is out of date and I've just had un oeuf"""
"I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending. Ba dum *tss*"
"What do you call a fish with diarrhea? A Pooper Grouper!!!!!"
"May the Fourth. Today is my birthday. The fourth hath always been with me. Even if I have a lithp."
"A man goes to the proctologist The doctor gave him a thumbs up."