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Joke of the Day

"Liar, Liar If the guy's pants are on fire, give him a fucking break about being a liar liar for a second. (via @WiseguyPictures)"

"Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald's."

"What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver? The golfer goes *WHACK!* ""Shit!"" The Sky-diver goes ""Shit!"" *WHACK!*"

"Pilot: ""What does this button do?"" *intercom turns on* Pilot: ""Doesn't do anything. Not sure what any of these buttons do."""

"What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people."

"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."

"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."

"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus"

"I asked my waiter how long my pizza would be... his reply was, not very long."

"Did you hear about the Knock-knock joke champion? He won the no bell prize."