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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 22 years...... Then we met!"
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"People stuck in an elevator called for help. They were let down."
"95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady."
"Look, I'm not running a charity here, and if I was I'd be too busy embezzling money to help people."
"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."
"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."
"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""
"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But, John came in fifth and won a toaster."
"What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him? He got him diss barred."