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Joke of the Day
"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"
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"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""
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"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"
"A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything."
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
"If you look at the number of mosques there are in London.... If you look at the number of mosques there are in London you can only come to one conclusion: Jesus is **** at Monopoly."
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"What are the coldest triangles? Ice-sosceles"
"How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry? Give him a basketball and ask him what it says."