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Joke of the Day

"95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady."

"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Donald Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on him."

"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"

"The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas."

"What do you call a magic door? Dumbledoor!"

"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"

"What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? An anarchid."

"How do trees get online? They just log in..."

"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."