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Joke of the Day

"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But, John came in fifth and won a toaster."

"The Detective Who was the first electricity detective? Sherlock Ohms"

"Why do people call the deceased ""late""? They aren't late.. They aren't coming."

"Why don't blind people go sky diving? It freaks out the dogs!"

"'I want to see other kids.' ~Me, parenting."

"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."

"Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter."

"If websites were athletes, Reddit would be a fencer. Obsessed with points and always reposting."

"What's the difference between Andrew Dice Clay and a nintendo cartridge? The nintendo cartridge has steadily gotten more blowjobs since the 80s."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""