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Joke of the Day
"Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk."
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"Cat 911: What's your emergency? Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!"
"Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!"
"Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups? Two for me and one for you."
"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."
"Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit."
"Sorry I yelled 'killin' it' when your mom was eating that banana"
"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread."
"Do you know what the difference is between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Oh. So it's you then."