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Joke of the Day

"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."

"What does a rotting corpse say? idk"

"I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick. ""Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?"" *hangs up*"

"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News."

"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""

"I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the ""strong orphans."""

"What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors."

"I came here to tell a Mexican joke But that could be crossing a line."

"What do you call a six sided shape that's missing? A hex-a-gone"

"My oldest son & his gf were cooking & asked me how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup .... Gonna write a nasty letter 2 college & ask for a refund"