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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear apple just invented gifs? They called it live photos"
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"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig."
"Every letter likes Jews... but not-Z"
"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"
"""Daddy , how do stars die ?"" ""Drugs , usually"""
"*at lawyer's office* Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon *idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!"
"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."
"On Christmas morning I want to eat Eggs Benedict out of a hubcap. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"Knock knock!!!1!1 Who's there? U fuk U fuk who? Ur mum"
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"