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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear apple just invented gifs? They called it live photos"
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"Hide a Body? What's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."
"Did you hear about the magician who could make a full breakfast appear out of nowhere? He has some Trix up his sleeves. :D"
"Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes."
"Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state."
"""Size DOES matter"", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos."
"A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want."
"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"
"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."
"Why are lions more religious than other animals? They prey regularly."