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Joke of the Day
"""Daddy , how do stars die ?"" ""Drugs , usually"""
Next Joke
"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."
"My boss accused me of having OCD... I soon put him in his place."
"What's a neckbeard's favourite country? M'laysia"
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"I havent had sex But i spilled water on a cat once Does that count as getting the pussy wet?"
"What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!"
"Why did the sick eagle get deported? Because he was an illeagle."
"A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. ""Are you a friend of the bride ?"" he asked. ""Certainly not"" she snapped ""I'm the groom's mother."""
"*Eats a snack while making a snack*"